1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:06,001 Ahoy, Matey. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,090 Ahoy, Matey. 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:06,922 Gosh. 4 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:09,126 What are you doing? 5 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,427 Me be ready for Alexis' field 6 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,001 trip. 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,510 Trip. 8 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:15,465 Now, pack up ye britches whilst 9 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,977 I eat me dinner. 10 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,349 Carla, don't eat that. 11 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:20,436 That Turkey leg is almost five 12 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,150 days old. 13 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,019 Ahh, smells fine to me, 14 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,105 Matey. 15 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:23,999 Pack up your gear. 16 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,530 Pack up your gear. 17 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:29,998 Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh. 18 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,360 Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh. 19 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,067 I don't know, babe. 20 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,486 I'm having second thoughts about 21 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,914 chaperoning this overnight thing 22 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:34,282 for Alexis. 23 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,997 Yeah, when Mr. Guillory first 24 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,950 Yeah, when Mr. Guillory first 25 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:39,456 asked us to read up on pirates, 26 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,419 oh, I don't know. 27 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,168 I was a little annoyed. 28 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:41,459 You? 29 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:42,001 Look, I give homework 30 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,170 look, I give homework 31 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,750 assignments. 32 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:44,835 I don't take them. 33 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:45,459 Yeah, I know, but once I 34 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,165 started reading, it was actually 35 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,594 really fascinating. 36 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:48,002 Hmm. 37 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,170 Hmm. 38 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:48,666 I'm serious. 39 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,377 I think it's gonna be fun. 40 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,466 I mean, Alex, come on. 41 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,261 I got an eye patch and a Turkey 42 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:53,474 leg. 43 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,003 Wow. 44 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,140 Wow. 45 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,392 You know, being trapped 46 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,814 overnight with a bunch of 47 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,002 seven-year-olds and you with an 48 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,140 seven-year-olds and you with an 49 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,396 eye patch and Turkey leg sounds 50 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,519 like a lot of fun. 51 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:04,645 [Laughter] 52 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,481 I've got a lot of work to do, 53 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:05,975 babe. 54 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:07,355 I know, but you always work. 55 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,862 Alex, you need to blow off some 56 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:09,493 steam. 57 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:10,149 All right, but next year, if 58 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,996 the field trip does not involve 59 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,240 the field trip does not involve 60 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:12,992 a big-screen TV, a football 61 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:15,492 game, and an open bar, i'm 62 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,075 staying home. 63 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,659 Arr. 64 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,004 Ohh. 65 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,330 Ohh. 66 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:21,331 [Laughs] 67 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,544 [Camera beeping] 68 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,004 All right, and what are you 69 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:24,333 two doing? 70 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,127 Documenting any damage in the 71 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:26,381 house. 72 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,301 That way, when you two come back 73 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,919 from the field trip, you can't 74 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:30,966 accuse us of anything we didn't 75 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:31,589 do. 76 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,434 Oh, scuff Mark on the 77 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,550 southeast section of the living 78 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,996 room. 79 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,260 Room. 80 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,056 Dad, can you initial here, here, 81 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,850 and sign right here? 82 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,004 What? 83 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,140 What? 84 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,727 Wait. 85 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:44,982 Since when was there a grape 86 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,153 juice stain in the den? 87 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,731 That's not important. 88 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:47,996 The point is, it was here before 89 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,190 the point is, it was here before 90 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,275 you guys left us home alone. 91 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,950 Keenan, be quiet before mom 92 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:53,528 and dad change their minds. 93 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,003 Okay, Ms. Helen and Gabby's 94 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,370 Okay, Ms. Helen and Gabby's 95 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,028 numbers are on the fridge in 96 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,155 case of emergency. 97 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,203 There are first aid kits 98 00:01:59,285 --> 00:01:59,995 upstairs in the bathroom and 99 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,120 upstairs in the bathroom and 100 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,293 in the kitchen, and there's fire 101 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,252 extinguishers right by the door. 102 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,041 Mom, mom, it is just 103 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:05,884 overnight, okay? 104 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:05,999 You guys will be back in time 105 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,540 you guys will be back in time 106 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,246 for breakfast. 107 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,126 All right, guys, you know the 108 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,762 rules: No fighting and no 109 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:11,669 company. 110 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:11,996 Now, I left $20 on the fridge 111 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,340 now, I left $20 on the fridge 112 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,883 so you can order a pizza for 113 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:14,467 dinner. 114 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,391 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 115 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,048 I made dinner for them. 116 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,045 It's actually in the 117 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:17,427 refrigerator. 118 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,002 Hello. 119 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,140 Hello. 120 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,521 Oh, okay. 121 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:21,848 Thank you, mom. 122 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,003 Hey, here's an extra 5 to 123 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,100 Hey, here's an extra 5 to 124 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,145 order bread sticks. 125 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,149 [Funky music] 126 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:30,000 ♪ ♪ 127 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:36,000 ♪ ♪ 128 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,000 ♪ ♪ 129 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,330 ♪ ♪ 130 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,246 Ahh, I could get used to 131 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,003 having my own place, 132 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,630 having my own place, 133 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,461 no one to answer to, doing 134 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,916 whatever I want. 135 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:53,996 Look, kaci. 136 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,260 Look, kaci. 137 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,013 What's that? 138 00:02:59,095 --> 00:02:59,995 Put my feet down? 139 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,140 Put my feet down? 140 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,261 Oh. 141 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,467 Oh, wait, wait. 142 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:04,728 I can be as comfortable as I 143 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:05,729 want to be, and there's no one 144 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:06,000 here to stop me. 145 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,060 Here to stop me. 146 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:07,645 [Laughs] 147 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:08,399 Wait, look at me. 148 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:08,769 Look at me. 149 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,475 I'm drinking grape juice and 150 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:11,995 eating chocolate on the couch, 151 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,610 eating chocolate on the couch, 152 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,532 and I didn't even get a 153 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:17,280 coaster. 154 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,003 Oops, I missed. 155 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,820 Oops, I missed. 156 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,908 Okay, but you do know that 157 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:22,703 you are gonna have to pick that 158 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:23,285 up. 159 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:23,999 Yeah, but not until tomorrow. 160 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,330 Yeah, but not until tomorrow. 161 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,174 [Doorbell rings] 162 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,999 Oh. 163 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,960 Oh. 164 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,126 Want to get that? 165 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,256 Hey, sheena. 166 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:41,926 Here's your book, kaci. 167 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:42,933 All right, thanks. 168 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:43,514 I cannot believe I left my 169 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,638 biology book at school. 170 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,385 I'll go get those notes that you 171 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,996 wanted. 172 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,690 Wanted. 173 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,522 What's up, sheena? 174 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,997 So what you got going on this 175 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,230 so what you got going on this 176 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:54,527 weekend? 177 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,989 Nothing. 178 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:56,649 My weekend's kind of dead. 179 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,276 What about you? 180 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,913 Oh, well, my parents are out 181 00:03:59,989 --> 00:03:59,999 of town for the night. 182 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,070 Of town for the night. 183 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:01,697 Really? 184 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:02,993 Yeah, yeah, so I have to hold 185 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:03,616 it down here, you know, make 186 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,121 sure nothing happens to my 187 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:05,833 little sister. 188 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,002 I thought you two were twins. 189 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,710 I thought you two were twins. 190 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,370 We are. 191 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,997 We are, but, you know, I am the 192 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,710 we are, but, you know, I am the 193 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:13,384 protector. 194 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,341 Wow. 195 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,171 You've been working out. 196 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:17,995 Oh, yeah, just a little bit. 197 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,800 Oh, yeah, just a little bit. 198 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,223 So you want something to drink? 199 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:23,141 The kitchen is right over there. 200 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:23,601 I'm fine. 201 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,000 So you two have the house all to 202 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,270 so you two have the house all to 203 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:27,640 yourselves? 204 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:28,385 Yeah, why? 205 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:29,996 You should totally throw a 206 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,480 You should totally throw a 207 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:31,441 party. 208 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,111 Uh, what's that about a 209 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:33,819 party? 210 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,688 You're teenagers with a big 211 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:35,995 house all to yourselves. 212 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,400 House all to yourselves. 213 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,735 It's practically criminal to not 214 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:40,661 take advantage of it. 215 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:41,658 No, I don't think that's such 216 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:41,999 a good idea. 217 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,030 A good idea. 218 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,195 I mean, our parents trust us. 219 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:44,742 We don't want to mess that up. 220 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,736 [Cell phone rings] 221 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,747 It's too late. 222 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:47,999 Gira and hakeem are already 223 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,790 Gira and hakeem are already 224 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,751 on their way. 225 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:51,622 Come on. 226 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,288 It's just a few people. 227 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,995 How old are you guys, 14 or 40? 228 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,340 How old are you guys, 14 or 40? 229 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,340 All right, I guess a few 230 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,301 people couldn't hurt. 231 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,001 Okay, but only a few. 232 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,840 Okay, but only a few. 233 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:01,835 [Upbeat music] 234 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:05,176 ♪ ♪ 235 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,003 Um, hey, Keenan, I'm not sure 236 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,270 Um, hey, Keenan, I'm not sure 237 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:08,558 this was a good idea. 238 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,431 I'm having too much fun to 239 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:10,227 care. 240 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,230 Go, Keenan. 241 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,000 [Together] Go, Keenan. 242 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,310 [Together] Go, Keenan. 243 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,476 Go, Keenan. 244 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,484 Go, Keenan. 245 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,725 Go, Keenan. 246 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,726 Go, Keenan. 247 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:17,997 Go, Keenan. 248 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,940 Go, Keenan. 249 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:19,987 Go, Keenan. 250 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,109 Go, Keenan. 251 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:21,485 Go, Keenan. 252 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,611 Go, Keenan. 253 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:23,998 Babe, are you okay? 254 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,870 Babe, are you okay? 255 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:25,449 No, I'm fine. 256 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:25,873 I'm fine. 257 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:26,580 Please, it's--I'm fine. 258 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,199 I told you not to eat that 259 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:28,696 Turkey leg. 260 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:29,616 It's fine. 261 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:30,004 I'm--oh, god. 262 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,250 I'm--oh, god. 263 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,419 Okay, class, so we have a 264 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,458 special guest with us here 265 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,921 tonight, the famous privateer 266 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,001 Christopher Newport, who's 267 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,340 Christopher Newport, who's 268 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,379 here to help us bring history to 269 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,963 life. 270 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:40,838 [Applause] 271 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,003 Okay. 272 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,800 Okay. 273 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,304 Yay. 274 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,995 Okay, so... 275 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,260 Okay, so... 276 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:53,475 Okay, excuse me. 277 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,001 Okay, class, why don't we 278 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,440 Okay, class, why don't we 279 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,361 take a little break while the 280 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,440 famous privateer Christopher 281 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,004 Newport searches the vessel for 282 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,530 Newport searches the vessel for 283 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:06,002 Spanish treasures? 284 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,120 Spanish treasures? 285 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,739 Is mommy going to be okay? 286 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,945 Yeah, she's gonna be fine, 287 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:09,575 honey. 288 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:11,000 I have the feel it has something 289 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:11,999 to do with that week-old Turkey 290 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,500 to do with that week-old Turkey 291 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,920 leg I told her not to eat. 292 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Hey, Alex, do you think maybe 293 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,460 Hey, Alex, do you think maybe 294 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,674 you can finish the presentation? 295 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:21,415 Me? 296 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,796 Why can't you do it? 297 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,002 Well, Carla did the homework. 298 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,140 Well, Carla did the homework. 299 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,849 Here. 300 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,759 I can't read her handwriting. 301 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:29,997 Oh. 302 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,350 Oh. 303 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:33,311 Ahh, good one. 304 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,982 All right, class, okay, quiet 305 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:36,942 down, okay? 306 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,691 Mr. Reed is gonna tell us about 307 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,483 some more of Christopher 308 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,995 Newport's adventures. 309 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,570 Newport's adventures. 310 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,072 Mm-hmm. 311 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:48,003 Okay, uh, "the--the pirate ship 312 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,740 okay, uh, "the--the pirate ship 313 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,325 attacked over a dozen Spanish 314 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,001 ships, and most of the gold and 315 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,750 ships, and most of the gold and 316 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,002 the spices were given to the 317 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,333 English crown with the 318 00:06:58,417 --> 00:06:59,997 privateers only taking a small 319 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,040 privateers only taking a small 320 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,838 portion of... 321 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,003 Taking a small portion of... 322 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,300 Taking a small portion of... 323 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,996 The loot! 324 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,310 The loot! 325 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,520 But on particular expedition, 326 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,001 Christopher Newport spied the 327 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,230 Christopher Newport spied the 328 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:20,112 most prized ship in the Spanish 329 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:23,999 armada, the Isabella. 330 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,900 Armada, the Isabella. 331 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,396 Boom! 332 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,697 Her Cannon roared. 333 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,001 Boom! Boom! 334 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,280 Boom! Boom! 335 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:33,236 His Cannon roared." 336 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,117 [Light funky music] 337 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,004 ♪ didn't I make you feel ♪ 338 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,670 ♪ didn't I make you feel ♪ 339 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,000 ♪ like you were the only man ♪ 340 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,720 ♪ like you were the only man ♪ 341 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,878 ♪ yeah-ahh ♪ 342 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:47,997 ♪ didn't I give you ♪ 343 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,930 ♪ didn't I give you ♪ 344 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,300 ♪ nearly everything ♪ 345 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,096 ♪ a woman possibly can ♪ 346 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:52,720 ♪ honey you know I did ♪ 347 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:53,995 I didn't know kaci was such a 348 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,180 I didn't know kaci was such a 349 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,346 good singer. 350 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:56,984 Yeah, talent runs in our 351 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:57,519 family. 352 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,482 I could tell by the way that 353 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,001 you were dancing. 354 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,190 You were dancing. 355 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:04,731 Well, you know. 356 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:05,997 It's in the blood. 357 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,240 It's in the blood. 358 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,489 Nice. 359 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,411 I'm thirsty. 360 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,408 Oh, well, water is in the 361 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,000 kitchen. 362 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,160 Kitchen. 363 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:13,912 The kitchen's over there, and 364 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,373 the water's in the refrigerator. 365 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:15,873 Can you show me? 366 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:16,583 Yeah, yeah, sure. 367 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,002 Excuse me, latonia. 368 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,620 Excuse me, latonia. 369 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:19,866 ♪ take another little piece ♪ 370 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,537 ♪ of my heart now darling ♪ 371 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:22,666 ♪ please yeah ♪ 372 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,672 Do you have any water 373 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,003 upstairs...in your bedroom, 374 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,670 upstairs...in your bedroom, 375 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:26,505 maybe? 376 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,419 No. 377 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,466 Why would I have water in my 378 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:28,759 bedroom? 379 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,001 No, silly. 380 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,180 No, silly. 381 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,550 Maybe we can go up there and... 382 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,558 You know. 383 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,999 No, I don't know. 384 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,100 No, I don't know. 385 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,232 What--there's nothing to do up 386 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:40,438 there. 387 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,999 You want to do what? 388 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,480 You want to do what? 389 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:44,614 ♪ looking good ♪ 390 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,860 ♪ but baby deep down ♪ 391 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:47,943 ♪ in your heart ♪ 392 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:48,817 ♪ I guess you know ♪ 393 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,823 ♪ it ain't right ♪ 394 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,565 ♪ never, never, never ♪ 395 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,997 ♪ never hear me when I cry ♪ 396 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,660 ♪ never hear me when I cry ♪ 397 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:57,701 ♪ break another ♪ 398 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,287 ♪ little piece of my heart ♪ 399 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,002 ♪ now darling ♪ 400 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,210 ♪ now darling ♪ 401 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,709 ♪ please yeah ♪ 402 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,342 ♪ have another little piece ♪ 403 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,998 ♪ of my heart now baby ♪ 404 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,380 ♪ of my heart now baby ♪ 405 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,092 Everybody, party's over. 406 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,341 Leave. 407 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,052 Keenan, come on, man. 408 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:09,591 Why you trippin'? 409 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,004 I'm not trippin', okay? 410 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,010 I'm not trippin', okay? 411 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:12,933 You were right. 412 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:13,550 This whole party was wrong. 413 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:14,676 Everybody leave. 414 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:16,852 Thank you for coming. 415 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:17,641 Get out. 416 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,003 Bye, Keenan. 417 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,020 Bye, Keenan. 418 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,391 See ya. 419 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,137 Wait, sheena. 420 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,018 What happened with you and 421 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:23,814 my brother? 422 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:23,996 Nothing. 423 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,980 Nothing. 424 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,154 Isn't that right, Keenan? 425 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,566 Keenan, what was sheena 426 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,615 talking about? 427 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,869 Nothing. 428 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:36,000 Let's clean up. 429 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,080 Let's clean up. 430 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:37,909 Mom and dad will be here in the 431 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:38,494 morning. 432 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,037 This was a huge mistake. 433 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,001 Keenan... 434 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,080 Keenan... 435 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,416 All right, I went upstairs 436 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:46,792 with sheena. 437 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:47,997 Why? 438 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,710 Why? 439 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:53,796 She wanted to...Do it. 440 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:54,004 What do you mean, she wanted 441 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,010 What do you mean, she wanted 442 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:55,894 to do it? 443 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:56,300 I don't-- 444 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:56,927 Kaci, how many "its" are 445 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,893 there? 446 00:09:58,973 --> 00:09:59,603 Wait, she wanted to have sex 447 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,002 with you? 448 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,640 With you? 449 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,806 Oh, my... 450 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,523 Wait, I had no idea that sheena 451 00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:04,903 was like that. 452 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:05,999 Well, she is. 453 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,110 Well, she is. 454 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,029 Well... 455 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,998 Did you guys... 456 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,240 Did you guys... 457 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:12,820 No. 458 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:13,863 I thought I would have wanted 459 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,236 to, but I didn't. 460 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:17,995 Wow, I can't believe sheena 461 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,660 Wow, I can't believe sheena 462 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,583 wanted to do that... 463 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,790 And with you, like, out of all 464 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:22,081 people-- 465 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,793 Okay, all right, I don't want 466 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,003 to talk about it. 467 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,710 To talk about it. 468 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,791 "The privateers swarmed the 469 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,917 captain of the Isabelle. 470 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,003 They fight hand-to-hand." 471 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,420 They fight hand-to-hand." 472 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,634 Take that and that and that. 473 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,165 Hey, what's that? 474 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,717 Ahh, got you. 475 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,000 "But soon the crew of the 476 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,300 "But soon the crew of the 477 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,005 Isabella is overwhelmed, and 478 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:37,644 the English take the ship." 479 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,600 You want some of--you want 480 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,970 some of this. 481 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:41,997 Wait, wait, wait. 482 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,520 Wait, wait, wait. 483 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,140 Augh, wait. 484 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:46,345 Augh, no, no, no. 485 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,227 Oh. 486 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,003 Ohhhh. 487 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,690 Ohhhh. 488 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,693 "The captain presents queen 489 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,694 Elizabeth the first with the 490 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:52,776 treasure they took from the 491 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,000 Spanish. 492 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,150 Spanish. 493 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:55,737 And as a reward for their 494 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,741 bravery and service to the 495 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,782 crown, Newport and his crew are 496 00:10:58,866 --> 00:10:59,996 knighted." 497 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,870 Knighted." 498 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:06,001 I dub thee lord of Newport. 499 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,040 I dub thee lord of Newport. 500 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,884 "And that is the history 501 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,669 of the amazing ship." 502 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,003 Okay, class, come on, let's 503 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,960 okay, class, come on, let's 504 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,757 thank Alexis' parent--yay-- 505 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,390 for helping us bring history to 506 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:17,718 life. 507 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,002 And now it's time for all you 508 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,510 And now it's time for all you 509 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,216 little pirates to go brush your 510 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,215 teeth. 511 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:22,886 Okay, give me your swords. 512 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,003 Give me your knives. 513 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,890 Give me your knives. 514 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:25,725 Give me your knives. 515 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,600 Give me your swords. 516 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,435 Thank you. 517 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,060 Thank you. 518 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:29,996 Oh, all right. 519 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,520 Oh, all right. 520 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,766 I'm so glad you came. 521 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,937 You're the best daddy I ever 522 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,185 had, and now everybody knows it. 523 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:35,997 Oh, what? 524 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,070 Oh, what? 525 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,453 That was nice. 526 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,490 Oh, well, I feel better. 527 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,454 You feel better? 528 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,004 I'm feeling so much better. 529 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,580 I'm feeling so much better. 530 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,410 Thank you so much for covering 531 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,044 for me. 532 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,580 No, I should be thanking you 533 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,923 for make me take time off work. 534 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:48,000 I should do this more often. 535 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,620 I should do this more often. 536 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:52,587 Yeah, well, good, 537 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,170 because I signed you up to 538 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,004 chaperone the strawberry-picking 539 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,420 chaperone the strawberry-picking 540 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,336 field trip next weekend. 541 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,175 Uh, is there a big-screen TV 542 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,000 on the strawberry field? 543 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,010 On the strawberry field? 544 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:00,854 We talked about that. 545 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,428 Alex... 546 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,103 Open bar? 547 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:03,680 Alex... 548 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:04,894 Oh, come on. 549 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,684 Good morning. 550 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:05,996 Good morning. 551 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,520 Good morning. 552 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,270 Thank you. 553 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,391 Good morning. 554 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,437 How was the field trip? 555 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,060 It was great. 556 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,996 I beat dad in a sword fight. 557 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,060 I beat dad in a sword fight. 558 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,318 Yes, you did, sweet stuff. 559 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,689 Now, go put your stuff away. 560 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,685 Okay. 561 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,997 You know, it looks really 562 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,900 You know, it looks really 563 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,488 clean in here. 564 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,783 Why? 565 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,826 Why does there have to be a 566 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:23,998 reason to clean up? 567 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,790 Reason to clean up? 568 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,699 Uh-huh. 569 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,037 Hey, dad, whatcha looking 570 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,003 for? 571 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,250 For? 572 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,212 I don't know. 573 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:31,832 You tell me. 574 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,837 There's nothing to tell. 575 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,459 Mm. 576 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:35,996 So you and Alexis had a sword 577 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,210 So you and Alexis had a sword 578 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,468 fight, huh? 579 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,219 That's got to be an interesting 580 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,470 story. 581 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,002 How did you like being home 582 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,640 How did you like being home 583 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,760 alone for the first time? 584 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,426 It was weird, kind of lonely. 585 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:47,996 Yeah, well, now you know how 586 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,060 Yeah, well, now you know how 587 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,643 I feel every time-- 588 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,018 thank you-- 589 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,003 you and your sister go for a 590 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,320 you and your sister go for a 591 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,108 sleepover. 592 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:55,981 I don't know how I'm gonna 593 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,396 handle it when you guys grow up 594 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,645 and move out. 595 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,996 Me either. 596 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,200 Me either. 597 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:01,990 You want to help me count 598 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:02,242 those? 599 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:02,743 Yeah, sure. 600 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,123 Okay. 601 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:05,831 So what did you guys do 602 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,000 while we were gone? 603 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,950 While we were gone? 604 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,867 Nothing much. 605 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:11,996 Mom, can I ask you something? 606 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,290 Mom, can I ask you something? 607 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,035 Sure. 608 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,376 Is there something wrong with 609 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,762 a guy if a girl wants to have 610 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:17,998 sex, but he gets scared? 611 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,840 Sex, but he gets scared? 612 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,085 I mean, shouldn't it be the 613 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:23,797 other way around? 614 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:23,996 Well, I mean, that depends on 615 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,100 Well, I mean, that depends on 616 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:26,760 a lot of things. 617 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,997 Is it their first time? 618 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,310 Is it their first time? 619 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,772 Yeah, for the guy, 620 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,022 but I'm not really sure about 621 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,774 the girl. 622 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:35,996 What exactly are we talking 623 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,860 What exactly are we talking 624 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,481 about, sweetie? 625 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,357 Is there something you want to 626 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:39,943 tell me? 627 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,317 No, no, no, forget it. 628 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,003 It's no big deal. 629 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,110 It's no big deal. 630 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,566 Oh, okay, so--wait. 631 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,196 It's forgotten, totally 632 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,411 forgotten, but just to answer 633 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,003 your question, 634 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,910 your question, 635 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,584 there's nothing wrong with you. 636 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,874 Me? 637 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:53,997 I never said anything about me. 638 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,330 I never said anything about me. 639 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,076 No, no, I was talking in 640 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:55,377 general. 641 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:55,959 I was talking in general. 642 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,883 So the--the guy, you know, if-- 643 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,003 if... 644 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,050 If... 645 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,431 If he's not ready, then he 646 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,839 shouldn't do it. 647 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,997 I mean, a guy's first time 648 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,180 I mean, a guy's first time 649 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,183 should be--should be special. 650 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:09,765 Right. 651 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,098 Right. 652 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,522 Thanks, mom. 653 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,000 Sure. 654 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,690 Sure. 655 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:17,999 Hey, hey, if... 656 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,400 Hey, hey, if... 657 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,025 You ever want to, you know, 658 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,002 tell me a little more about what 659 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,610 tell me a little more about what 660 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,067 happened with the, you know, the 661 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,906 guy--that guy, 662 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,003 i'm... 663 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,660 I'm... 664 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:35,955 I'm always here, okay? 665 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:36,921 Dad, what is the big deal? 666 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,301 Keenan, kaci, now, which one 667 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,759 of you want to tell me about the 668 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:41,999 little party you had? 669 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,300 Little party you had? 670 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:42,971 What makes you think we had a 671 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,378 party? 672 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,756 What makes me think you had a 673 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:46,303 party? 674 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,995 You didn't use the money I left. 675 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,760 You didn't use the money I left. 676 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,426 Okay, now, I'm guessing one 677 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,854 pizza didn't feed enough of you 678 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,482 and your friends, and you were 679 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:53,999 too cheap to spend your own 680 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,600 too cheap to spend your own 681 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,055 money, and, Carla, I found this 682 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,767 in the trash can in bathroom 683 00:14:59,857 --> 00:14:59,997 downstairs. 684 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150 Downstairs. 685 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,072 It's just a water bottle, 686 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:02,321 dad. 687 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,941 A plastic water bottle, 688 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,998 Keenan, and there is no way that 689 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,030 Keenan, and there is no way that 690 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:09,203 kaci would let a plastic water 691 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,703 bottle go unrecycled. 692 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:11,995 I might have been about to 693 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,450 I might have been about to 694 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,076 recycle when you walked in. 695 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,832 Which brings me to the clean 696 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,174 house. 697 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:17,999 We walk in, and you're cleaning 698 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,880 we walk in, and you're cleaning 699 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,630 house? 700 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,302 That can only mean you're hiding 701 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,000 something. 702 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,010 Something. 703 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,680 Well? 704 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,639 Well, it's an interesting 705 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,508 theory, but personally, I 706 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:29,995 think-- 707 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,100 think-- 708 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,009 Yeah, well, you know what? 709 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,216 We might go easy on the first 710 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,977 one of you who confesses. 711 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:35,639 It was Keenan's idea. 712 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:35,996 Kaci did it. 713 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,480 Kaci did it. 714 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,730 Wow. 715 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,901 All right, I am so very 716 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,149 disappointed in you two. 717 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:41,861 I will deal with you later. 718 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,000 Go upstairs. 719 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,030 Go upstairs. 720 00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,003 Hmm. 721 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,080 Hmm. 722 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,081 [Laughs] 723 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:56,413 I knew it. 724 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,457 I knew the minute we told them 725 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,001 we were gonna be away overnight. 726 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,040 We were gonna be away overnight. 727 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,206 I could practically hear the 728 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,924 wheels turning in their heads. 729 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:05,995 I got them. 730 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,720 I got them. 731 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,969 Yeah. 732 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,970 Hey, hey, babe, you okay? 733 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,262 Your stomach bothering you 734 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:11,925 again? 735 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,562 Some girl tried to get Keenan 736 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:15,931 to have sex. 737 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,996 Keenan who? 738 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,140 Keenan who? 739 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,147 Our Keenan. 740 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,689 Listen, apparently, some girl 741 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,943 tried to get him to sleep with 742 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:24,944 her at the party, and he got 743 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,485 scared, and he didn't do it. 744 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,950 Wow. 745 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:30,240 Wow? 746 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,202 That's all you have to say? 747 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,032 Babe, our boy is growing up 748 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,907 right before our eyes. 749 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:36,004 Aww, and you know it's gonna 750 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,120 aww, and you know it's gonna 751 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,455 happen, eventually, and, I mean, 752 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,041 then what? 753 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,875 Then what? 754 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:41,999 Oh, my god. 755 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,250 Oh, my god. 756 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,054 Oh, god, then there's kaci. 757 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,089 Ohhhh. 758 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,001 [Gasps] 759 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,090 [Gasps] 760 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,724 And Alexis. 761 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,642 Oh, god. 762 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,220 Oh, babe. 763 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,003 Oh, Carla, Carla, Carla, 764 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,260 Oh, Carla, Carla, Carla, 765 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:55,597 wait, babe. 766 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,891 Hold on. 767 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:57,434 No, listen. 768 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,096 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 769 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:58,433 Oh, god. 770 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,687 Hold on. 771 00:16:59,768 --> 00:16:59,998 Slow down, turbo. 772 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,650 Slow down, turbo. 773 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,399 Okay, now, before you have 774 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,000 Alexis with six kids on the talk 775 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,070 Alexis with six kids on the talk 776 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,820 show, let me finish. 777 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:08,821 They're so small. 778 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,742 Listen. 779 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,001 I said "wow," because Keenan 780 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,320 I said "wow," because Keenan 781 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:13,987 didn't do it. 782 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,084 Think about it. 783 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,579 He did exactly what we taught 784 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,001 him: Not to have sex until he 785 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,870 him: Not to have sex until he 786 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:20,205 was ready. 787 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,999 And he came and told you about 788 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,500 and he came and told you about 789 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,125 it. 790 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,340 Ohhh. 791 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,760 We gave our son a game plan 792 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,999 for life, and he followed it. 793 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,050 For life, and he followed it. 794 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,594 We must be doing something 795 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,177 right. 796 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,001 Ohhh, yeah. 797 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,140 Ohhh, yeah. 798 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:36,391 Mm. 799 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:41,442 Mmm. 800 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:41,998 Oh, god, everybody knows. 801 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,310 Oh, god, everybody knows. 802 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,306 No, okay, it's just in your 803 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:45,557 head. 804 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:45,977 Let's go. 805 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,004 Come on. 806 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,320 Come on. 807 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,952 Hey, Keenan, it's good to see 808 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:53,780 that you're not afraid of all 809 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,004 girls. 810 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,360 Girls. 811 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,408 Whatever, man. 812 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,241 I didn't want to do anything 813 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,525 with sheena, so I didn't. 814 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,408 And what Disney Princess 815 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,754 movie are you from? 816 00:17:59,828 --> 00:17:59,998 I'm just kidding with you, dog. 817 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,750 I'm just kidding with you, dog. 818 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,500 I mean, she's probably not his 819 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,381 type...being a girl and all. 820 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:05,999 Whoa. 821 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,040 Whoa. 822 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,416 Okay, my brother likes girls, 823 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,003 all right? 824 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,296 Leave him alone. 825 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,589 Like you've been with a ton of 826 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,222 girls. 827 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:11,998 I have been. 828 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,050 I have been. 829 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,302 Yeah, right. 830 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,593 Michelle said she tried to hold 831 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,296 your hand at the movies, and you 832 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,255 started sweating like you stole 833 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:17,996 something. 834 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,560 Something. 835 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,139 [Laughter] 836 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,353 Okay, whoa. 837 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,932 I know you're not laughing, 838 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:22,517 Devin. 839 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,691 You made everybody think that 840 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:23,999 you and Rita did it, okay, when 841 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,480 you and Rita did it, okay, when 842 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,812 the only "it" you two did was 843 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857 agree to not tell people that 844 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,230 your grandmother chaperoned your 845 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:29,996 date. 846 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,230 Date. 847 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:34,197 Devin, you lied? 848 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,999 They're all liars and fakers, 849 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,200 They're all liars and fakers, 850 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:36,491 Keenan. 851 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,083 They're all trying to be big 852 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,658 men, when the only real man is 853 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,293 the one who told the truth. 854 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,000 Who's that? 855 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,290 Who's that? 856 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,161 You, moron. 857 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:44,998 Oh. 858 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,002 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 859 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,004 Later, losers. 860 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,760 Later, losers. 861 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,219 Thanks, kaci, but I don't need 862 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:53,998 you to fight my battles. 863 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,090 You to fight my battles. 864 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,934 Okay, well, it wasn't your 865 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:56,589 battle. 866 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,007 You diss one of us, and you diss 867 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,995 both of us, and I, for one, I 868 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,390 both of us, and I, for one, I 869 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,852 don't like being dissed. 870 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,562 Hey, Keenan, I just wanted 871 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,272 you to know that I think it's 872 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,001 nice the way you dealt with 873 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,270 nice the way you dealt with 874 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,103 sheena. 875 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,227 Don't listen to those other 876 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,113 guys. 877 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,359 Thanks, nataya. 878 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,001 If you want, maybe we could 879 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,690 If you want, maybe we could 880 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,936 hang out sometime. 881 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,487 I'd really like that, but 882 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,151 because kaci and I threw that 883 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,998 party, we're grounded until we 884 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,990 party, we're grounded until we 885 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:19,374 graduate... 886 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:22,119 College. 887 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,002 Oh, well, call me sometime? 888 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,750 Oh, well, call me sometime? 889 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,621 Yeah, we can't use the phone 890 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,117 either... 891 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:27,537 Or email... 892 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,004 Or text, so... 893 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,340 Or text, so... 894 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,459 Wow, that sucks for you. 895 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,997 I guess I'd better get to class. 896 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,760 I guess I'd better get to class. 897 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,892 Think she'll wait for me? 898 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,549 You're not that cute. 899 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,996 Speak for yourself. 900 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,680 Speak for yourself. 901 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,765 Queen Elizabeth... 902 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,350 Yes? 903 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,194 Please give me thine hand in 904 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:47,519 matrimony. 905 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,003 Alas, sir Dudley, I cannot, 906 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,190 Alas, sir Dudley, I cannot, 907 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,003 for my privy council, William 908 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,490 for my privy council, William 909 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,359 Cecil, has advised agaaaainst 910 00:19:59,448 --> 00:19:59,998 it. 911 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,030 It. 912 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:01,656 But why? 913 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,202 He loves you. 914 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,454 Well, why? 915 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,786 You have to wait for part two, 916 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,001 sweetie. 917 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,790 Sweetie. 918 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,582 It's time for you to go to bed. 919 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,535 Oh, man. 920 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,125 Yep. 921 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,998 Come on, good night kisses. 922 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,920 Come on, good night kisses. 923 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:13,673 Both: Muah! 924 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,344 Both: Muah! 925 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,381 [Laughs] 926 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:17,996 All right. 927 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,470 All right. 928 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,220 Well, it's time for us to go to 929 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,262 bed too. 930 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,676 Aww, man. 931 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:24,004 Well, I'll tell you what. 932 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,020 Well, I'll tell you what. 933 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,308 You get to leave the crown on. 934 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,941 Ohh, sir Dudley. 935 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,560 After you. 936 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,146 Oh, please. 937 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,020 Yes, please. 938 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,995 Thank you. 939 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,110 Thank you. 940 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,710 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0